C’est lui, John Kerry !

Omar Khayyâm : Mister Kerry, do you know that in Tunisia it is strictly forbidden to publish your picture on local newspapers [1] ?
John Kerry : Where is Tunisia ? Is that in Africa ?

O.K : Good guess, Mister future president ! It’s a small country in North Africa.
J.K : Was it the king of Tunisia who banned my picture ?

O.K : No, Sir. The king of Tunisia Sidi Lamine Bey has nothing to do with this measure. It’s General Ben Ali who ordered the blackout.
J.K : General Ben ? Who is that guy ?

O.K : General Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali, better known as Zaba, is the Godfather of the Tunisian Mafia. He is also a CIA agent, recruited back in 1964, when he was a trainee at the American Intelligence School.
J.K : Waw ! Unbelievable ! Ben has been our agent for 40 years ! I didn’t know that. I think it’s high time to relieve him from the duty. I will ask for his retirement as soon as I become president.

O.K : That’s why he doesn’t want you to be elected ! He hates the word "retirement". He wants to be the Godfather forever and ever and ever !
J.K : Really ? Africa is a strange world ! But I guess it’s a rich continent. By the way, does Tunisia produce oil ?

O.K : Yes it does, but in a small quantity.
J.K : Bad news ! Sorry, your time is over, Mister Caiman...